Sunday, 19 August 2012
Open mic comics:
a) you are almost certainly not that comic;
b) if you don't manage that incredibly difficult task, you reminded a proportion of your audience of their own rapes for no real purpose;
c) protip: if you could do this, you wouldn't be on an open mike night;
d) after all that mental effort, the reward was that you got to make a joke about rape.
e) if you're not making any effort and just making a cheap punchline, see b) and c). You're also a dick.
Just make a less cheap set.
Friday, 17 August 2012
My name is Anton Vickerman and I am the proud owner of the now dead video search engine SurfTheChannel.com (STC). By the time you read this I will be starting my new life behind bars after receiving what is expected to be a “loony sentence” from Judge John Evans of Newcastle Crown Court for running my site from 2007 to 2012.
Sunday, 22 April 2012
“That women are joining in the ongoing disassembling of my appearance is salient. Patriarchy is not men. Patriarchy is a system in which both women and men participate. It privileges, inter alia, the interests of boys and men over the bodily integrity, autonomy, and dignity of girls and women. It is subtle, insidious, and never more dangerous than when women passionately deny that they themselves are engaging in it. This abnormal obsession with women’s faces and bodies has become so normal that we (I include myself at times—I absolutely fall for it still) have internalized patriarchy almost seamlessly. We are unable at times to identify ourselves as our own denigrating abusers, or as abusing other girls and women.”
—Ashley Judd, The Daily Beast
Tuesday, 10 April 2012
currently) on the club web page design footer. I'm from a state school, and moved around several during my education. I didn't find Cambridge or rowing exclusionary.
I love rowing, and I'm glad that I spent the time that I did working on it. I also realise the insane degree of work that moving up to the CUBC level involves; it's around 35 hours a week training whilst doing full time academic studies. While I was there, a rower gained a full blue for rowing in the Boat Race and got a first at their undergrad degree in medicine by reading up notes even whilst in between reps on the ergs. I would disagree strongly with the idea that he could be called the idle rich.
Even knowing that I look at the protest this year, and I have to say that the NHS being broken up is absolutely worth swimming in front of the boats for. Millions watching on TV, and access to worldwide press. Call it what it is: a privatisation of areas of health care that will kill people while money that could have been spent on their health care goes to private shareholders. That is certainly more important than having to rerun the race, more important than Zeng's moment, and I'd even say further protest and discussion of that issue is clearly more important than a crew member requiring temporary hospitalisation.
The NHS has protected me several times during accidents, and provided me with free asthma medication and care when required. It provided free of cost care and medicines for my grandfather after he fell out of a window during a two year coma, in-patient rehabilitation while he learned to speak and walk again, and nursing support for the rest of his life. It provided free medical care and prescriptions for my aunt whilst she died of AIDS as a heterosexual woman, but also gave equal support to homosexuals in the town I lived in without regard for economic circumstances or sexuality. It has touched the lives of almost everyone I know, even setting aside that almost to a person the first hands to touch them at birth were those of an NHS nurse or doctor.
It also supported the Oxford rower Alex Woods after his collapse via health care provided by the NHS at Charing Cross hospital, and I'd like to remind Americans that this would be the same as Harvard being prepared to take a rower to free-cost but well funded and run Medicare. Socialist medicine provided by the state for all and good enough to be used by those written off as the ultimate elite. That is a supreme achievement for a society, and something worth the risk of dying to protect.
For publicising the risible suggestions for protest such as delivering cold food on the protester's web page? The most heartbreaking thing is that the protection of effective provision of health care and social services is so worthwhile and the message he delivered is so indistinguishable from self-parody.
Thursday, 23 February 2012
12.2. Unless we give our express prior permission, you are prohibited for reasons of safety from operating on board an aircraft any electronic equipment or similar devices except hearing aids and heart pacemakers. The equipment and devices which are prohibited from use include, but are not limited to, portable radios and recorders, mobile and cellular telephones, laptop computers, cassette and CD, DVD and MP3 players, electronic games or transmitting devices (including radio controlled toys and walkie-talkies).This also arguably discriminates against diabetics with electronic injection kits, and indeed anyone with medical equipment not listed. All for a purpose that can be defeated merely by having a subtly concealed battery and two cables. Or, indeed, a non operated laptop, two cables and a laptop battery. Or merely puncturing the laptop battery, dropping water on it, and holding it against the wall in the toilet. I shake my head.
I realise this may contrast with the barbarian story... :)